I wonder about the people who rent porn. Do they enjoy the stares of young mothers, while they hurry their children away from "the bad man"? Is the acting so thrilling in these films that you just cannot buy one, you must see them all? Or is it the scornful look the old woman behind the counter shoots at them for renting "Big Tits and Barely Legal"? Maybe I should conduct interviews on the "good" side of the swinging doors, while Uncle Pervy tries unsuccessfully to conceal his massive boner...
At any rate, I don't think anyone really considers the yuck level of the movies they're renting.
Here's an example...
Mike Hunt rents a video from the purveyors of porn. He takes it home, he's excited to watch it. He gets all of his toys out, which he hasn't washed because he's a guy, puts them on his bed and pops the DVD into his player. He does his business, which may include a little butt hole surfing. His hands are sticky, stinky and covered in stuff. He wipes it on a dirty towel that he keeps for the occasion, it's crusty with random yuck from previous business. He doesn't want anyone to see the porn in his DVD player or maybe he wants another movie. He puts that one back in the case...with his filthy hands. He takes the movie to the video store and drops it in the slot.
Here's the kicker, they do not wash those movies at the video store. I asked. The old lady behind the counter was sickened by the thought of even touching them, let alone washing them. This is why the porn room smells of boiled hot dogs...that is the smell of lonely men and old semen...
SO the next time you're feeling sexy and you want to rent some porn...remember...Mike Hunt is all over that movie...
Mike Hunt rents a video from the purveyors of porn. He takes it home, he's excited to watch it. He gets all of his toys out, which he hasn't washed because he's a guy, puts them on his bed and pops the DVD into his player. He does his business, which may include a little butt hole surfing. His hands are sticky, stinky and covered in stuff. He wipes it on a dirty towel that he keeps for the occasion, it's crusty with random yuck from previous business. He doesn't want anyone to see the porn in his DVD player or maybe he wants another movie. He puts that one back in the case...with his filthy hands. He takes the movie to the video store and drops it in the slot.
Here's the kicker, they do not wash those movies at the video store. I asked. The old lady behind the counter was sickened by the thought of even touching them, let alone washing them. This is why the porn room smells of boiled hot dogs...that is the smell of lonely men and old semen...
SO the next time you're feeling sexy and you want to rent some porn...remember...Mike Hunt is all over that movie...
